Day 118 - Quite Emotional

Dear Mr Bloggs

Thank you for continuing and avid interest in working for this company.

Although we are quite emotional about it and of course very sad to hear your heart wrenching tale of woe with your current employers we are unable, unfortunately to reduce the hours of our existing members of staff, who have been with us from the beginning and have been quite loyal and hard working in some trying times and to be honest I quite like most of them, to accommodate you.

I am sure that you are aptly qualified to do the job, after all you have been in your existing position for a considerable time, in which you are interested in but nevertheless we still don't have a position for you so please stop sending me your e mail in every conceivable format known to modern man.

We hope that you will understand our position, because we have told you of it on a number of occasions and it should have got through by now, and cease to slander our good name to all who will listen. This current tactic of yours has limited advantage in a small town because, like in other small towns, people like to share information - some would say overshare - and we have subsequently learnt of your should be private view of your employment application with us. That you have chosen to work for a pittance for the time you have is surely not my fault or problem I hasten to add.

Once again, I thank you for your interest but please, stay where you are, you are better off there and we are better off here without you it seems.

Yours in mutual understanding.

Hmmm. Should I send this?

Until tomorrow.