I met a bloke yesterday at my youngster's soccer practice who is a serving police officer attached to the intelligence unit in Brum. He was looking a tad dishevelled having worked extreme hours the past week or so. Obviously our conversation turned to the riots that have recently taken place and it was interesting to hear from his side just what the plod have been doing to catch the little scrotes who perpetrated this disgust.
He says, these thieving bastards have left a digital signature as wide as a motorway and have made it unbelievably easy, through their use of the mobile phones and e mails to track them down for prosecution. They also are not particularly clever, he tells me, as the rioters were rioting and looting in the neighbourhoods in which they live. It was not like they were from London rioting in Birmingham, no, they were looting on their own high streets which meant they were recognised by the vast majority who disagreed with their behaviour and subsequently shopped to the cops.
I also received this on e mail today, you will see that it quite well written but also quite childish and quite smug, and I think wallowing in others misery and introspection when there is a mountain to climb in your own getting there quick third world country is a little arrogant to say the least. Unfortunately the author is unknown (is he / she anonymous in case they still want to come over here at some point?). You decide...
"My congratulations to Pakistan, India, West Indies, Ghana, Jamaica and other third world countries for successfully colonising the United Kingdom. Over many years they have under great secrecy been infiltrating British society under the guise of legal immigrants, political asylum seekers and generally unhappy citizens of their home country. Upon arrival they immediately squatted in the nearest abandoned building and followed the British Way by refusing to do any manual work. This they understood, as it was much like home.
Unnoticed over the past 40 years, they have quietly and insidiously managed to hijack the Dole System, the State Medical System, the free Schooling System as well as the Public Transport infra-structure all while the Tories and Labour politicians have been busy screwing their secretaries (or each other) admitted to drug abuse, sexual deviation and child molestation and of course bombing Iran and Iraq.
During all these shenanigans, the immigrants also managed to persuade the politicians to change laws allowing minors to have more rights than taxpayers and working people, ensuring that parents are underlings to kids demands, declaring Noddy and Big Ears racist, schooling to be optional, street gangs a product of successful entrepreneurs avarice and the police force still to be mainly unarmed (of course there are no guns in Britain). The infiltration of British Society was so crafty and well organised that immigrants eventually outnumber the English by 3 to 1 in London, Birmingham, Liverpool and Manchester.
The racial demographic in the UK changed to such an extent that they had to import foreign players in the NSL and FA Cup to reflect the true British population. Now they are battling to field an England team with surnames that are pronounceable by radio and TV commentators in the English speaking world.
Over the past week these very crafty immigrants have also successfully demonstrated a policy of wealth distribution that puts a 48" plasma TV in every home in the projects, so that they might also get to see their favourite FA Cup team's fans, beat up the rival fans at a nearby game, all led by their kids as main cheerleaders. Now we know the reason why so many South Africans left for Britain as the violence there is so much better than here and they rob entire shops, neighbourhoods and streets, not just single dwellings. This is what we in South Africa should aim for, equal treatment for everyone!
We must however be glad that in Britain they do not overturn dustbins and block traffic as they do in South Africa. Heaven forbid that should happen. You would have a national catastrophe because they have no more bloody garbage collectors, they are all on the dole. Mind you, as a friend of mine has commented, their Dental Aid is definitely not free. Look at the state of their teeth! I have never seen an entire country with such bad looking teeth.
I wonder if we should put forward South Africa as an alternative venue for the 2012 Olympics? Where are those bloody Pommy journalists now who predicted murder and mayhem during the FIFA World Cup? How safe are your streets now you Limey f**ks?
What astounds me most is that, in the heat of summer, the British politicians are now supplying the Police with a van which has a shower nozzle attached! Boy I wish I was a street kid in the UK!
I have already applied for political asylum and bought my kids jackboots so that they may quickly learn the technique of removing a plate glass window from a shop front, so that they may claim the Breitling watch, X-Box, Sony 48" TV or Nike Sneakers that is rightfully ours as we land.
God save the Queen!"
So this is the rub in my opinion. Here in this part of middle England I have been incedulous almost by just how accepting these people are of others. Maybe too accepting I agree but I think this society is still, even in this day and age, built on the value and principles of honesty and respect. Yes there maybe the proverbial handful that have different values but it seems they are the minority. I would be curious to know if it is like this where you are.
And finally, I also got this today which tickled me...
Until tomorrow.
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